(via spaghettihos)



the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

the-edgar-to-your-hole:

when you have an awesome comeback but you accidentally stutter it

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


nudqe:

"white people can’t danc-"

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"white people can’t twer-"

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(via australiansanta)


trust:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure

(via australiansanta)



carrotlourry:

me: *in a coma*

*first chords of wmyb play*

me: *wakes up in time 2 sing the first line*

(via srushtinator)


abrotion:

me when people are mean to meimage

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)


kaalashnikov:

how to seduce me:

  • deposit 5000 dollars in my bank account
  • dont talk to me

(via sarcastic-snowflake)


(via laughcentre)