lameborghini:

my throne

lameborghini:

my throne

(via rhydonmyhardon)


plasticbagvevo:

ketchupday:

plasticbagvevo:

never microwave a caprisun

what did you do

i microwaved a caprisun

(via pizza)


boobjesus:

i wanna intimidate you

(via pizza)


chromedomed:

legomance:

how many ants are need to fill an apartment

tenants

(via pizza)


ghostdildo:

getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


dialupmodem:

it’s hard to be swaggie in this economy 

(via moistbottom)



whatbethsays:

so it was my brother’s thirteenth birthday today and he came home from school with this horror-struck expression on his face and came into my room and sort of just stood there

and i asked him “what’s wrong?”

and he said “MY GIRLFRIEND HUGGED ME AND SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY”

and i was like “well that’s good isn’t it?”

and then he came closer and just whispered, really quietly “no you don’t understand i said happy birthday BACK”

im still laughing oH FUCK

(via hella-sassy-blaine)


m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

m0rethanyoubargainedf0r:

catdad:

If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing

(via allantruong)


strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds

strigays:

i apparently go to bird school
which is for birds

(via allantruong)